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…don’t let them order. They’re mixing up fettuccini with pizza so they’ve obviously lost their mind. When Natalie Portman was in No Strings Attached with Ashton Kutcher, they thought they could keep being friends while having sex which is identical to thinking you can eat pizza with alfredo. Too messy.
Amy Sea
Marcus aka Gregory Maidman
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clever--this whole slice is really good
Living 17,043rd human life. I am Marcus (universal name) or you may call me Greg; a deep thinker; an explorer of ideas and the mind.
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