Do you remember my poem about that? https://medium.com/write-under-the-moon/catch-us-if-you-can-bf087354e4a5

Wow look at that, I feel such excitement

Medium’s alliterative macher

Took time to reply to my advisements

Then I see, just scammers saying gotcha

Challenged Buster to game of whack-a-mole

I hear them laughing just like Bugs Bunny

Elmer Fudd, don’t enter our rabbit hole

While nitwits keep sending us their money

You implement new anti-spam filters

So we decide to poke you in the eye

While many writers still out of kilter

In your face we toss another mud pie

Teach your suckers, eliminate demand

Until then, we’ll keep y’all doing handstands