Great read Amy. The Hillary part reminded me that I am sure that Qanon was the brainchild of William Barr or some similar creep so that when it finally comes out that Trump and his devil spawn Don Jr and others engage in unseemly acts with trafficked teenagers it will be seen and completely ignored as fake news. There was a tweet of an interview with Don Jr last spring or summer wherein he makes a reference to his dad being upset that he didn't get first crack at the new material which struck me as code. Anyway, this piece is hilarious from start to finish. I laughed out loud several times