Laughed out loud to that one

When your wife shuffles into the kitchen in the morning, resplendent in her favorite ratty but comfy nightgown she’s had for ten years, sweaty hair askew, never look up from your computer to gaze at her fondly and say, “You look like you’ve been dragged backward through a hedge, Darlin’.”
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Conni Walkup Hull
Marcus aka Gregory Maidman
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Living 17,043rd human life. I am Marcus (universal name) or you may call me Greg; a deep thinker; an explorer of ideas and the mind.
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