My mother was pregnant with my little sister when I was 4 and middle sister was 3. I remember her telling me or maybe us that mommy and daddy prayed to God and he planted a seed in her tummy.

Sometime in the following 2 or 3 years, I was with my best friend (he still is) in his basement and I complained about my parents. He said, "do you know what your parents had to do to have you? Your daddy had to put his penis where your mommy goes to the bathroom." I thought he meant her anus.