Or explodes against the diaper and the tushy and gets into every crack and crevice.

…tagram Dad ™, the ones who look cute in pictures, playground, and kids’ parties but aren’t involved when shit hits the fan daily. I don’t know how I would cope otherwise.
The Question New Moms Are Still Asking Years Later: Will I Ever Sleep Again?
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Or explodes against the diaper and the tushy and gets into every crack and crevice. Oh and the stink.
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Living 17,043rd human life. I am Marcus (universal name) or you may call me Greg; a deep thinker; an explorer of ideas and the mind.
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