Grandma once told me that when she turned 80, she planned to pick up smoking again because there was nothing classier than having a “smoke and coke” (Coca-Cola.. not cocaine) when she was a young adult. She never picked up the bad habit again though, and when I asked her about it she told me, “Oh, I damn well forgot! And I’ve got congestive heart failure, so it’s probably not a good idea. I do enjoy my scotch and water, though!”