Thanks for the smiles, DJ.
I do think there's something to the energetic shift, and I had missed the coincidence of the Mayan calendar and that supposedly anyone born starting in 2012 was born into or with such higher energy, yet I also feel there's a "bill of goods" aspect (hype/toxic optimism ) to the whole thing and the story of the Fall from 5D at some point in history. Not that it didn't happen. The why the fall and the now restoration don't add up for me.
But I also accept it's not supposed to make sense to us humans and our limited knowledge.
I appreciated the spiritual humor of your piece.