That would place us all in heaven, my friend. :-)

Great story. I feel I previously read some version of or perhaps a mention of this incident. The full telling is wonderful. I wrote a poem last year, https://medium.com/write-under-the-moon/manifesto-1a8e00acb5a4 subtitled "An acrostic and otherwise formless downloaded poem." The acrostic is "Guardian Angels Only Protect Convergence Of Free Will and Death."